There was a middle-aged guy who bought a brand new Mercedes
convertible.  He took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind Blowing through what little hair he had left on
his head.
 
"This is great" He thought, and floored it some more. He looked
in his rear view mirror and there was a Florida Highway Patrol
Trooper behind him, blue lights flashing, and siren blasting.
 
"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and
he floored it some more and flew down the road at more than
120 mph.  And then he thought "what am I doing?  I'm too old
for this kind of thing" and pulled over to the side of the road
and waited for the State Trooper to catch up with him.
 
The Trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to
the man.  "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends
in 30 minutes and then I'm going on a two week vacation.
If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've
never heard before, I'll let you go."
 
The man looked back at the Trooper and said, "last week my
wife ran off with a State Trooper, and I thought you were
bringing her back."
 
The State Trooper said, "Have a nice day."