Van Gogh's relatives:

His dizzy aunt . . . Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes . . . Gotta Gogh

The constipated uncle . . . Cant Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store . . . Stopin Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia . . . U. Gogh

The cousin from Illinois . . . Chica Gogh

His magician uncle . . . Wherediddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin . . . Amie Gogh

The Mexican cousin's American half brother . . . Gring Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt . . . Tan Gogh

A sister who loved disco . . . Go Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach . . . Wellsfar Gogh

The bird lover uncle . . . Flamin Gogh

His nephew psychoanalyst . . . E. Gogh

The fruit loving cousin . . . Mann Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking . . . Wayta Gogh

The little bouncy nephew . . . Poe Gogh

His niece who travels the country in a van . . . Winabay Gogh